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brendon (
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“One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no pain.”
--Bob Marley
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ross
2009-02-25 05:46 pm UTC
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probably when i least expect it.
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2009-02-25 07:55 pm UTC
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i'm stopping at 500.
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2009-02-25 07:56 pm UTC
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2009-02-25 07:57 pm UTC
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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
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ross
2009-02-25 07:57 pm UTC
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Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
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2009-02-25 07:58 pm UTC
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Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
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2009-02-25 07:58 pm UTC
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Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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ross
2009-02-25 07:58 pm UTC
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Today, I accidently walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her "Need a hand with that?", to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it". FML
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your icon
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makes me
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want to
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2009-03-21 11:45 pm UTC
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FUCK YOU
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2009-03-21 11:45 pm UTC
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senseless
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